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For each episode from season one of An Idiot Abroad, fans were given a chance to channel their inner Pilkington in a weekly contest we call "What Would Karl Say?" Each week begins with a new ridiculous photo of Karl in one of the seven wonders from the show. Viewers then submit their take on they think what Karl would say in the situation seen in the picture.

Here are some of the most hilarious Karl quotes from viewers during the contest.

China
"I don't see the point. Wouldn't this bloke do better with a proper job instead of knockin' about in a paper mache costume?"
Winning quote submitted by Jay S.

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India
"His missus is going to be none too pleased when she finds out he's nicked all her makeup. Looks like he's got her best dress as well; Suzanne wouldn't be 'avin any of that."
Winning quote submitted by James H.

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Jordan
"It's just not right. I mean, building stone stairs just for goats. Look at 'em. They don't even know how to use 'em properly. They're just loitering…"
Winning quote submitted by Peter C.

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Mexico
"I think maybe he's the bloke that lops their heads off up there, isn't he? With a get-up like that."
Winning quote submitted by Angelo F.

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Egypt
Why is it the Ship of the Desert? Don't make sense; there are no ships to be had in the desert. Why not just say the Canoe of the Garden or the Surfboard of the Alley?
Winning quote submitted by Kathy F.

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Brazil
"I don't get it. You spend all day sweatin' your ears off shapin' someone's bum out of sand and when you're done, the tide comes in and washes it away. If the guy who did this made the wonder, we wouldn't have a show. 'Sorry Ricky, got a spot of rain. The wonder's gone.'"
Winning quote submitted by Richard B.

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Peru
Is that his natural hair, or did someone dye him like this? His head looks ok I guess. But the rest of him looks like me mum's bathrobe.
Winning quote submitted by Melanie K.

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